Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0246	Announced dietary restrictions after the meal was already made		0.99 USD

The dish was prepared. The table was set. You waited until the serving spoon was in hand to mention the thing that changes everything.

The dish was prepared. The table was set. You waited until the serving spoon was in hand to mention the thing that changes everything.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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