The original seven, as recognized by tradition and by anyone who has ever eaten a second dessert. Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth, each available for a modest and entirely non-binding absolution.
34 sins Browse Cardinal Sins →Fibs, fudged numbers and the occasional creative recollection of events. If you have ever said "I'm five minutes away" from your couch, this is your wing of the catalog.
18 sins Browse Sins Against Truth →Offenses with a victim, a witness, or at least a raised eyebrow. Confess the harm and receive a certificate that will not, in fairness, repair the relationship.
20 sins Browse Sins Against Others →Transgressions of the inner life: despair, apathy, and the deliberate avoidance of one's own better judgment. Heavy subjects, handled with a light and thoroughly parodic touch.
6 sins Browse Sins of the Spirit →Parody offenses against things held dear, from rituals skipped to solemn moments ruined. Strictly a joke: no clergy, no doctrine, and no actual standing with any institution.
10 sins Browse Sins Against the Sacred →Too much of a good thing, repeatedly and with confidence. Seconds, thirds, one more episode and the fourth coffee all live here, waiting to be formally forgiven.
4 sins Browse Sins of Excess →The unwritten rules, broken in public. Chewing loudly, standing too close, and saying "let's circle back" to a person you have no intention of circling back to.
23 sins Browse Etiquette →Offenses committed on screens and in group chats: the unread message, the left conversation, the reply-all that reached the whole company. Absolve yourself, then mute the thread.
22 sins Browse Digital →Workplace parody offenses requiring special penance. Microwaved fish, the passive-aggressive sticky note, and the meeting that could have been an email: all pardoned here.
35 sins Browse Office →Crimes against gatherings, plans and the people who attended them. The last-minute cancellation, the unrequested story, and the confident "I'll be there" that was never going to be true.
42 sins Browse Social →Holiday dinners, sibling grudges and the group text nobody asked for. Sins committed among people who will love you regardless, and who will absolutely bring it up next year.
31 sins Browse Family →Crimes of the kitchen, the fridge and the shared plate. The last slice, the unlabeled leftovers and the confident claim that you "barely touched it", forgiven in one tidy certificate.
21 sins Browse Food & Drink →Doomscrolling, the hot take and the eleven open tabs you are definitely going to read. A catalog of online misdeeds, tastefully rendered and available for immediate atonement.
17 sins Browse Internet →Reclined seats, overstuffed carry-ons and the confident shuffle toward the boarding line before your group is called. Atone before the next layover.
12 sins Browse Travel →The sins no one else did to you because you did them yourself. Snoozed alarms, abandoned resolutions and the purchase of a gym membership as a personality.
36 sins Browse Self-Inflicted →Financial transgressions committed in broad daylight: the unnecessary sale item, the precisely split bill and the personal coffee on the company card.
8 sins Browse Money →Holiday and time-of-year transgressions: the Halloween candy raid, the Thanksgiving pie standoff, the white elephant theft and the New Year's resolution that lasted three days. A new batch arrives with each season.
32 sins Browse Seasonal →