"Added someone on LinkedIn you have never met just for the number"
Your network is now 847 strangers and your college roommate who you also don't talk to.
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371 redeemable indiscretions.
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"Said "I'll pick it up tomorrow" seven days in a row"
Your prescription is still at the counter, holding your name like a sad little sign at an airport.
"Betrayal"
You were trusted. You were cherished. You were… not great about it.
"Bought something on sale you didn't need because it was on sale"
You saved 40%. You spent 100% of the original price on something you had no plans to own.
"Drunkenness"
You had one. Then several. Then the evening became a story nobody tells around respectable company.
"Five-starred a book you did not read"
The algorithm rewarded a novel you only understand from the cover and the vibes. The author deserves better.
"Forgot a birthday you were reminded of twice"
You got two reminders. Two. The phone knew. The calendar knew. You chose not to.
"Ghosted the group chat for 90 days"
You returned with "lol so busy" and expected a parade. There was no parade.
"Hypocrisy"
You gave the speech. You wore the shirt. You did the exact thing the speech and shirt were specifically against.
"Idolatry"
You built an altar to something that absolutely did not deserve an altar.
"Manipulation"
You moved people around like pieces on a board they didn't know they were sitting on.
"Microwaved salmon in the break room"
The smell outlived your lunch. It outlived the afternoon. Some say it is still there.