Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0073	Hypocrisy		0.99 USD

You gave the speech. You wore the shirt. You did the exact thing the speech and shirt were specifically against.

Professing values or beliefs publicly that one privately violates.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Also in this part of the register

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0075	False Piety		0.99 USD
S-0076	Self-Righteousness		0.99 USD