"Argued in the comments section and won nothing"
An hour of your life. Several paragraphs. The other person said "lol ok." That was the end.
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"Blocked the luggage carousel to watch for your bag"
The bags emerge from the same slot for everyone. There was room behind you. You chose the front.
"Dark Arts"
You went looking for power in the darker aisles of the spiritual supermarket.
"Defamation"
You put words into the world that weren't true about a person who didn't deserve it.
"False Piety"
You gave the speech. You wore the shirt. You did the exact thing the speech and shirt were specifically against.
"Ghosted someone and called it a Halloween theme"
You haven't replied since September. Technically, that's just excellent commitment to the bit.
"Harm to Nature"
The abundance was real. The stewardship was not.
"Lust"
You reduced a whole, complex, infinite human being to a physical craving.
"Opened Christmas gifts before Christmas morning"
You found the hiding spot. You looked inside. You then performed surprise with the energy of a community theater lead.
"Opened the group gift early"
The card hadn't even been passed around yet. Congratulations on your speed and your shame.
"Said "I'm not that hungry" and then ate half your partner's meal"
The hunger assessment was incorrect. The entree paid the price.
"Scheduled a meeting that could have been an email"
You have stolen 45 minutes from each of 6 people. That is 4.5 hours of human life, gone.