Register of Absolutions
| Fol. | Particulars | Severity | Fee |
|---|---|---|---|
| S-0091 | Harm to Nature |
0.99 USD |
The abundance was real. The stewardship was not.
Squandering the resources, gifts, and world entrusted to you — whether that means burning through food and money, or burning through the planet itself.
Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.
- Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
- Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
- Re-download forever
- Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
- Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground
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Filed under Sins of Excess. Back to the catalog
Also in this part of the register
| Fol. | Particulars | Severity | Fee |
|---|---|---|---|
| S-0090 | 0.99 USD |