Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0273	Blocked the luggage carousel to watch for your bag		0.99 USD

The bags emerge from the same slot for everyone. There was room behind you. You chose the front.

The bags emerge from the same slot for everyone. There was room behind you. You chose the front.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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