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Fol. Particulars Severity Fee
S-0256

Argued in the comments section and won nothing

0.99 USD
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Exhibit S-0256

An hour of your life. Several paragraphs. The other person said "lol ok." That was the end.

An hour of your life. Several paragraphs. The other person said "lol ok." That was the end.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

  • Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
  • Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
  • Re-download forever
  • Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
  • Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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