Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0373	Appointed yourself grill commander over a fuel dispute		0.99 USD

The smoke was loud. So were the opinions.

Took command of the grill without a vote and defended a fuel choice for the length of one hot dog. Nobody else was holding tongs.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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