Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0249	Ate the garnish and then acted embarrassed about it		0.99 USD

The parsley was decorative. You ate the parsley. You looked around to see if anyone saw. Someone saw.

The parsley was decorative. You ate the parsley. You looked around to see if anyone saw. Someone saw.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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