Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0010	Boastfulness		0.99 USD

The original sin. You decided you were the most important thing in the universe.

Placing oneself at the center of all things; the refusal to accept one's limits, the contempt for others' dignity, and the obsessive performance of one's own excellence. The root from which many other sins grow.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Filed under Cardinal Sins. Back to the catalog

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Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0001	Pride		0.99 USD