Called dibs on the best seat before the guests arrived

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0234	Called dibs on the best seat before the guests arrived		0.99 USD

Your jacket had a lovely evening.

You placed a jacket on the comfortable chair and spent the next hour in the kitchen. The jacket enjoyed the party immensely.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

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Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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