Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0036	Deception		0.99 USD

You told a story. Just not the true one. Not even close to the true one.

Intentionally misleading others through lies, half-truths, manipulative framing, or false testimony.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Also in this part of the register

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0046	Bearing False Witness		0.99 USD
S-0043	Cheating		0.99 USD
S-0044	Double-Dealing		0.99 USD
S-0042	Fraud		0.99 USD
S-0041	Lying		0.99 USD
S-0045	Perjury		0.99 USD