Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0251	Double-dipped a chip while explaining that it was fine		0.99 USD

The dip did not consent to round two.

You had an argument ready. The bowl of dip did not ask to hear it, and neither did the people still eating from it.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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