Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0360	Hosted a watch party and ran out of dip by the first quarter		0.99 USD

The chips were left to fend for themselves.

Invited a room of guests and provisioned for roughly four of them. The bowl was scraped with dignity.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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