Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0030	Laziness		0.99 USD

You had potential. You had time. You had a truly impressive ability to do absolutely nothing with both.

Persistent avoidance of effort, duty, and growth — not just physical laziness, but the spiritual inertia of a soul that has stopped caring about what it's here to do.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0006	Sloth		0.99 USD