Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0070	Letting the Dog Bark All Day		0.99 USD

Fido has opinions about the mailman, the wind, and a leaf. You were inside with the windows shut. Your neighbors were not. The cosmos heard every single bark.

Leaving an animal outside to bark for hours, at the expense of everyone within earshot.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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