Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0250	Made a reservation and then asked to move tables immediately upon arrival		0.99 USD

The table was available. The table was yours. You studied the room and decided the table was the problem. The host has a list of people like you.

The table was available. The table was yours. You studied the room and decided the table was the problem. The host has a list of people like you.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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