Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0227	Moved everyone around so you could stand in the center of the family photo		0.99 USD

The family portrait got a creative director.

The camera was ready. Then came your small suggestions about height, lighting, and where you would look best.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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