Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0220	Raided a relative's pantry during a visit		0.99 USD

You brought an empty tote and left stocked.

You came over to say hello. You left with the good crackers, half a bag of coffee, and a promise to "get you back next time."

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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