Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0221	Retold an embarrassing childhood story to a new partner		0.99 USD

The family archive had no consent form.

The story had already been retired by unanimous request. A new audience arrived, and you brought it out for an encore.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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