Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0224	Sent "call me" for information that fit in one text		0.99 USD

An emergency, according to the ringtone.

Everyone braced for urgent news. You wanted to know whether the grocery store still carried the good crackers.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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