Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0047	Slander		0.99 USD

You put words into the world that weren't true about a person who didn't deserve it.

Spreading false or private information about someone to damage their reputation, whether loudly, quietly, or one delicious detail at a time.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Also in this part of the register

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0037	Defamation		0.99 USD