Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0298	Apologized so preemptively and excessively that the other person ended up comforting you		0.99 USD

You came to make amends. By the end, they were reassuring you. The original issue was never addressed. A new issue was created.

You came to make amends. By the end, they were reassuring you. The original issue was never addressed. A new issue was created.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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