Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0115	Asked someone to hold your place in line while you kept shopping		0.99 USD

Your place in line went shopping.

They agreed to watch your spot for a moment. You returned with three more items and the confidence of a person who had never left.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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