Ate a lunch with someone else’s name on it

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0166	Ate a lunch with someone else’s name on it		0.99 USD

The label was the victim's name.

The label was legible. It was not your name. You spent the afternoon hoping hunger would count as a clerical error.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
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Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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