Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0293	Avoided a 2-minute task for 3 weeks		0.99 USD

The task asked nothing unreasonable. You simply could not face it until circumstances forced your hand.

The task asked nothing unreasonable. You simply could not face it until circumstances forced your hand.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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