Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0297	Bought a planner in January and stopped using it by February 8th		0.99 USD

January has twelve entries. February has seven. There is a blank sticker on March that was meant to motivate you. It did not.

January has twelve entries. February has seven. There is a blank sticker on March that was meant to motivate you. It did not.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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