Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0181	Brought up politics at Thanksgiving unprovoked		0.99 USD

The turkey had done nothing wrong. The table had done nothing wrong. You chose violence.

The turkey had done nothing wrong. The table had done nothing wrong. You chose violence.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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