Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0163	Changed the office thermostat and acted surprised by the temperature		0.99 USD

A climate policy of one.

"Is it warm in here?" you asked, standing beside the thermostat you had just adjusted. Several people had put on sweaters during your previous experiment.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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