Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0371	Claimed to be a fan since the beginning, which was Tuesday		0.99 USD

Decades of loyalty. Verified by nobody.

Described a long devotion that began the moment the results improved. The record shows a first mention in the third week.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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