Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0199	Cornered someone who had already said goodbye		0.99 USD

The goodbye needed an escape plan.

Their coat was on. Their hand was on the door. You found one more thing they absolutely needed to hear about your commute.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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