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Fol. Particulars Severity Fee
S-0197

Corrected the details of someone else’s story while they told it

0.99 USD
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Exhibit S-0197

You fact-checked the punchline to death.

It was Tuesday, not Wednesday. The car was blue, not green. None of these details made you the storyteller.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

  • Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
  • Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
  • Re-download forever
  • Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
  • Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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