Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0366	Demanded the coach be fired in week four, then a statue by ten		0.99 USD

The verdict was reversed faster than the standings changed.

Called for dismissal early in the season and for bronze later in it, with the same confidence both times. No apology was filed in between.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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