Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0333	Fell asleep before midnight on New Year's Eve		0.99 USD

The ball dropped. You were dreaming about snacks. You woke up in the future, disappointed.

The ball dropped. You were dreaming about snacks. You woke up in the future, disappointed.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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