Register of Absolutions
| Fol. | Particulars | Severity | Fee |
|---|---|---|---|
| S-0147 | Had your mic on mute and passionately spoke for 45 seconds |
0.99 USD |
Your wisdom was delivered into a void. The void has no notes on it.
Your wisdom was delivered into a void. The void has no notes on it.
Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.
- Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
- Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
- Re-download forever
- Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
- Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground
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