Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0318	Hid in the bathroom to avoid the political argument at dinner		0.99 USD

You sat on the edge of the tub for twenty minutes, scrolling. The cranberry sauce has no memory of this.

You sat on the edge of the tub for twenty minutes, scrolling. The cranberry sauce has no memory of this.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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