Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0182	Laughed at your own joke before finishing it		0.99 USD

You lost the thread. We lost the punchline. The laugh is the only survivor.

You lost the thread. We lost the punchline. The laugh is the only survivor.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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