Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0137	Liked your own post and gave it a fire emoji		0.99 USD

The applause came from inside the account.

You published it, supplied the first applause, and then endorsed your own applause. The audience was still arriving. You had already started the standing ovation.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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