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Fol. Particulars Severity Fee
S-0169

Marked a task complete because you sent someone else a question

0.99 USD
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Exhibit S-0169

Delegation, disguised as completion.

The task was not done. It had simply traveled to another inbox, where it waited with all the confidence of a finished task.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

  • Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
  • Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
  • Re-download forever
  • Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
  • Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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