Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0353	Played video games all day like you were sixteen again		0.99 USD

You were fine until you stood up.

You were sure you could still do it, and for a few glorious hours you could. The only pause was a brief family obligation. The dishes, the laundry and your posture have all filed formal complaints.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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