Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0188	Replied "I can't, I have plans" and then posted on Instagram that same night		0.99 USD

The plans were visible. They were timestamped. They were in a story that expired in 24 hours but not before the right person saw it.

The plans were visible. They were timestamped. They were in a story that expired in 24 hours but not before the right person saw it.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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