Register of Absolutions
| Fol. | Particulars | Severity | Fee |
|---|---|---|---|
| S-0072 | Sent a Group Text |
0.99 USD |
One message. Forty-one replies. Zero of them for you.
Starting a group thread when a single message would have done, and condemning everyone on it to a buzzing phone. Someone replies "lol." Someone else replies "lmao." A third person leaves the chat, and then it gets worse. You asked about Saturday's plans, and now eleven people have opinions about brunch.
Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.
- Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
- Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
- Re-download forever
- Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
- Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground
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Filed under Sins Against Others. Back to the catalog
Also in this part of the register
| Fol. | Particulars | Severity | Fee |
|---|---|---|---|
| S-0114 | 0.99 USD |