Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0114	Replied to a group email with "thanks!"		0.99 USD

Seventeen people received your gratitude. Sixteen of them did not need it. None of them wanted it.

Seventeen people received your gratitude. Sixteen of them did not need it. None of them wanted it.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0072	Sent a Group Text		0.99 USD