Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0136	Sent a question mark two minutes after your first message		0.99 USD

Two minutes later, the punctuation police arrived.

The other person had not replied because two minutes had passed. Your punctuation did not improve the deadline.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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