Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0138	Sent a screenshot of a conversation to a person in that conversation		0.99 USD

The screenshot found its original owner.

You meant to send it elsewhere. Now the recipient knows about the screenshot, the intended commentary, and your suddenly excellent typing speed.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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