Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0187	Showed up to a party empty-handed after saying "I'll bring something"		0.99 USD

The "something" evaporated somewhere between the promise and the door. You arrived with only yourself. That was not the deal.

The "something" evaporated somewhere between the promise and the door. You arrived with only yourself. That was not the deal.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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