Register of Absolutions

Fol.	Particulars	Severity	Fee
S-0104	Waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you		0.99 USD

You committed with full confidence. We respect the bravery. We cannot forgive the execution.

You committed with full confidence. We respect the bravery. We cannot forgive the execution.

Why 0.99 USD? This rate reflects emotional cleanup costs, repeat offense potential, and the administrative burden of issuing a very handsome absolution.

• Uniquely numbered certificate (landscape PDF)
• Entry in your Sinventory, synced across all devices
• Re-download forever
• Optional share-card with your name + cert ID for social
• Forfeiture of any remaining moral high ground

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