"Hatred"
You didn't just lose your temper — you built something out of it. Something sharp, and aimed.
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371 redeemable indiscretions.
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"Opened a gift and said "you shouldn't have" and meant it"
The sweater was beige. The look on your face was the opposite of beige.
"Called every play from the sofa with no qualifications"
The plan was sound. It was also never sent.
"Cruelty"
You didn't just lose your temper — you built something out of it. Something sharp, and aimed.
"Skipped the holiday party and told everyone you had "plans""
The plans were a couch, a blanket, and a documentary about bridges.
"Claimed to be a fan since the beginning, which was Tuesday"
Decades of loyalty. Verified by nobody.
"Forgot to buy a card and signed the office card "Happy Holidays, Me""
There was a space for your name. You wrote the word "Me." HR has questions.
"Malice"
You didn't just lose your temper — you built something out of it. Something sharp, and aimed.
"Made a New Year's resolution and quit by January 3rd"
The gym membership is still active. The gym does not know your face.
"Spent the whole day tailgating and never entered the venue"
The party was excellent. The event happened without them.
"Violence"
You didn't just lose your temper — you built something out of it. Something sharp, and aimed.
"Argued for twenty minutes about what counts as a catch"
The play lasted two seconds. The hearing did not.