"Coveting"
Their happiness annoyed you. Their success stung. Their misfortune made you smile, just a little.
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"Said "new year, new me" and changed nothing but the calendar"
The old you is still here. They've made themselves comfortable on your couch.
"Booed the kicker you worshipped last week"
Devotion has a one-week warranty.
"Fell asleep before midnight on New Year's Eve"
The ball dropped. You were dreaming about snacks. You woke up in the future, disappointed.
"Jealousy"
Their happiness annoyed you. Their success stung. Their misfortune made you smile, just a little.
"Kissed someone at midnight you had no business kissing"
The countdown ended. So did several friendships and one decision-making process.
"Resentment"
Their happiness annoyed you. Their success stung. Their misfortune made you smile, just a little.
"Schadenfreude"
Their happiness annoyed you. Their success stung. Their misfortune made you smile, just a little.
"Told everyone you'd "definitely stay in touch" this year"
You said it at 11:58 p.m. to a person whose last name you still don't know.
"Laziness"
You had potential. You had time. You had a truly impressive ability to do absolutely nothing with both.
"Posted a "2026 recap" that was mostly a flex"
Eleven photos, one sunset, and zero mentions of the three weeks you spent ordering from the same pizza place.
"Frivolity"
You had potential. You had time. You had a truly impressive ability to do absolutely nothing with both.